There is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created the entire universe after drinking heavily.
The Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth. All 'evidence' for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith.
When scientific measurements (such as radiocarbon dating) are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is changing the results with His Noodly Appendage.
We donít know why He does this but we believe He does, that is our Faith.
RAmen.